The world was already sad enough this morning with the death of Farrah Fawcett piled on top of the recent death of Ed McMahon. I had a conversation at lunch about the Celebrity Death Rule of Threes - you know when a famous person dies, they say celebrity deaths always come in threes. I'm not sure if there's ever been a statistical study, but based on perception, the rule seems real.
Lunch was finished with some casual speculation about who would be the third celebrity to die not really thinking it would happen. I figured if a celebrity died in the next week, that would complete the rule, or maybe David Carradine was the first. Michael Jackson wasn't mentioned at lunch, but with his death this afternoon, he completed the rule of three.
Twitter has been buzzing (and crashing) since TMZ first broke the story of Michael Jackson's death. The first 20 minutes or so of the Twitter session was rampant speculation and TMZ bashing noting the LA Times only had Michael Jackson listed in a coma and CNN, criticised for their Iran coverage, only noted the King of Pop was in the hospital.
Once Michael Jackson death confirmations rolled in, speculation and "Jesus Juice" jokes flushed out giving way to general grief from celebrities and regular folk alike. Wyclef and Diddy's grief tweets seemed genuine while Samantha Ronson bashed the Michael Jackson bashers and Pete Wentz tweeted "I have never felt this before in my life" before getting into a lengthy Twitter debate with Perez Hilton chastising Mario for making fun of Michael Jackson's death and then changed the post (right) to honor him now that he's dead. Perez does have some ads to sell and after the will.i.am controversy, he needs to be kindler and gentler.I have a user-generated content theory which Twitter keeps proving. Without some editorial curation, the lunatics will run the asylum and instead of getting news and information, you'll get chaos. Suddenly rumors of Jeff Goldblum dying became rampant sending thousands of people to The Drunk Goldblum.
These rumors wouldn't be possible without Twitter, but neither would an Iranian Revolution-in-the-making so overall, Twitter fits in with one of my philosophical pillars borrowed from Van Halen, "You got to roll with the punches to get to what's real."
Kevin Spacey, for the record, set everyone straight about Jeff Goldblum and for the record, I appreciate Michael Jackson's contribution to music and pop culture. My pre-teen years wouldn't have been the same without him. However, I'm not too happy about the dial-to-dial 9/11 style coverage of his death, but even worse, the pending legal shitstorm that's brewing. Between the custody and estate battles that are sure to follow, it's going to be sick and disgusting and I suspect E!, CNN, BNO, TMZ, CBS, ABC News and Nancy Grace will keep us on the front row.
I wish his children and loved ones well and hope that whatever god they subscribe to, he/she/it keeps them safe.
As I tweeted earlier, "Michael Jackson is not Pearl Harbor or JFK, but you'll always remember where you were when he died... on Twitter."
I'm going to start with the man in the mirror...
Related:
- Billy Mays Found Dead
- Michael Jackson Has Left the Stadium
- Ed McMahon RIP
- Farrah Fawcett Story
Fletch is the exectuive editor of Digital City. You can follow Fletch on Twitter or contact him at fletch@when.com









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Posted on Jun 25th 2009
By jillintx
Everyone seems to forget that David Carradine triggered the first roll of three: Carradine, McMahon, Fawcett. Jacko beings a new roll of three -- so, who's next???
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Posted on Jun 25th 2009
By px7
Yup, alas David Carradine was the first to go, then Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, then Michael Jackson. Neither Ed nor Farrah were a shock, due to illness, but David was a total shock (ah, grasshopper, sigh) and Michael Jackson. I came into the room, the TV was on and I went "what the hell?!" so hey, at least I wasn't on twitter. However, that's how I found out about the rest...
And the Jeff Goldblum rumor? Gads, some real insensitive idiots out there starting rumors like that!
So, we're up to #4, and if we go by the rules of three.... oh oh...
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Posted on Jun 26th 2009
By preston
OMG...I just found a detailed report of what happened at www.dailypennies.com/mjackson.htm
Crazy stuff man.
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Posted on Jun 26th 2009
By Ima Jerkoff
OMG - I just created an advertising link on Amazon and am pointing people to it with a lame redirect from dailypennies.com
Annoying stuff man.
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Posted on Jun 26th 2009
By carly
The media coverage of Jackson's death is over the top. There is a related post at http://iamsoannoyed.com/?p=1957
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Posted on Jun 26th 2009
By Alessandra di Cagliostro
not getting much press, but yesterday also saw Sky Saxon stepping off this mortal coil, visionary singer/bass player for legendary 60s garage-punk pioneers the Seeds. Sky and the Seeds had much more impact on my life than Michael Jackson ever did, that is for certain.
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Posted on Jun 26th 2009
By JR
David Carradine was not the first of this 3 cycle. He was the last one in the last cycle. Don't you remember Bea Arthur and Dom DeLuise?
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Posted on Jun 27th 2009
By WV Hick
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Did you hear that when Farrah Fawcett died, she asked God to save the Children...
So God clapped his hands and Michael Jackson had a heart attack!!
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So did you here that Michael Jackson asked to be cremated?
Yeah he wanted to be melted down into lego's so little kids could play with him!!
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Posted on Jun 27th 2009
By william
Why u people post something like this on here---you people are as sick as he or she!
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Posted on Jun 28th 2009
By Chris
Billy Mays, RIP 28 June 2009
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Posted on Jun 28th 2009
By sandy
and now billy mays!
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Posted on Jun 28th 2009
By Caleb
Billy Mays
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Posted on Jun 29th 2009
By mark
Oxyclean spokesman Billy Mays just died, plus Farrah Fawcett, plus Mcheal Jackson, plus Ed Mcmahan. Add to this David Carradine, whom people seem to forget just died . so the rule of threes is a bunch of bull. These deaths all happened within a matter of three weeks, though.
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Posted on Jun 30th 2009
By PUNKBOOKKEEPER
Thank you again, Ms. Cagliostro, for remembering Sky Saxon. His loss was more musically significant to me also. As far as the threes, he, MJ and Ms. Fawcett all died on the exact same day!
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Posted on Jun 30th 2009
By mark
The rule of three is a bunch of baloney. David Carradine, Micheal Jackson, Ed Mcmahan, Farrah Fawcett, and now pitchman Billy Mays have passed . all within a little over three weeks. Besides, the rule of three states NO TIME LIMITS, Do you have to die within a week of one another to be in the rule of three? The year my father died in 2003, the celebrites who passed were Bob Hope, singer Barry White, Maurice Gibb, commedienne Buddy Hackett actor Buddy Ebsen. and others I am sure I am forgetting. This was not a rule of three.
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Posted on Jun 30th 2009
By mark
I just posted. also, i want to add that commedienne Dom DeLuise passed just a couple of moths ago or so. So that makes six celebrites in a short amount of time. The rule of three is a bumch of baloney.
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Posted on Jul 7th 2009
By Rick is not Happy
Yeah? Using that logic then, WV Hick, God gave Farrah cancer of the anus. Guess he was addressing you directly on that one.
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