Today Is:
Official Holidays:
-Teachers' Day (India): Yay, Teachers in India!
Special Interest Day:
-Be Late For Something Day: if you were on time to work, shame on you!
Birthdays:
-Louis XIV of France was born in 1638. Sacrebleu!
-Jesse James was born in 1847 then robbed the bank next door.
-John Cage was born in 1912.
-Bob Newhart was born in 1929 minutes before he starred in his first sitcom: "Baby Newhart".
-Raquel Welch was born in 1940.
-Freddie Mercury was born in 1946; later he sang, "Mama, oooh, didn't mean to make you cry ..."
-Michael Keaton was born in 1951.
-Dweezil Zappa was born in 1969 to proud papa, Frank.
-Liam Lynch was born in 1970.
-Rose McGowan (pictured) was born in 1974 and developed an attraction to very pale, sadomasichist rockers.
-Drew Carter was born in 1981.
Today Was:
-Tsar Peter I imposed a tax on Russian beards in 1698 inadvertently starting the pervy mustache trend.
-Katherine Parre died in 1548 and was relieved she didn't have to be married anymore.
-Crazy Horse was killed in 1877.
-Mother Teresa passed away in 1997.
This Week Is:
-National Payroll Week
This Month Is:
-Be Kind to Editors & Writers Month
-Apple Month
-Chicken Month
-Children's Good Manners Month
-Fall Hat Month
-Self Awareness Month
-Little League Month
-Women of Achievement Month
