So the spark is gone or you've met someone new or they won't stop annoying you about meeting their parents two weeks after your first date. It's time to end it. While you're debating which variation of "It's not you; it's me" you're going to use, let me give you some tips on places not to break up with that person who is no longer the apple of your eye.

The Top of the Empire State Building
This one should be kind of obvious to you. And if it's not, you're just a jerk. If you force your former loved one to go through all the hullabaloo of getting to one of the most romantic places known to movie history just to rip out their hearts and dance all over them, don't be surprised if they attempt to push you off the roof.
Pier 39
Your in beautiful San Francisco and you've walked to the pier to admire the funny looking sea lions. If you're not going to drop to a knee and ask them to marry you, don't say anything at all. Although, there are so many activities at this fun little spot, you should be able to skulk away and let them run off to the Ghirardelli Square and drown their sorrows (or cork them, anyhow) with chocolate. But if you can find anywhere else at all, you should.

The National Mall
So you just dropped the bomb while your standing in front of the Lincoln Memorial. There's a ton of people around. Maybe you thought this person wouldn't make a scene. But you were so wrong. They're now yelling at you and everyone around you is looking: the government-types, the school field trips, the tourists who don't even speak English. You are completely humiliated. Good job!

The Hollywood Bowl
Whether there's a concert or not, you're breaking up with them in front of a crowd or on a stage. Nice. Someone obviously has an ego and you've just crushed that poor broken heart into the ground. You're a jerk. Again.